Liberal lifestyle extremes

U.S playboy and blogger Roissy has a post on Brad Pitt's decline in the wake of Angelina's ever-expanding child adoption drive.

Not only is Brad looking knackered and hitting the bottle more, but there are reports that his own offspring are getting bullied by his adopted kids.

Roissy says he should have followed the lead of well-preserved bachelor George Clooney and avoided the hassles of getting hitched and having kids altogether.

But why follow either liberal extreme, what's wrong with the usual two kids and a dog scenario?

Admittedly Clooney hasn't always been a wealthy actor, and probably spend much of his younger days skint, but now that he is well-healed, his continued bachelor status just makes him look like a shallow, selfish jerk.

Conversely, Brad's turned into a hen-pecked liberal masochist, with a Morrisey-like libido, and a family that's turning into a dysfuntional U.N refugee camp. Hardly an inspiration for 30-something males wanting to do the responsible thing and settle down.

Adoption's a great idea for people that can't have their own children, but the fact that it's being championed by healthy young couples who've already have perfectly good nuclear families highlights the egotism and Rousseau-like irresponsibility of trendy modern liberals.